Sunday, April 11, 2010



if you haven’t noticed there has always been an obsession with boobies. And it isn’t just a guy thing as much as one would think. Those of us who have become the admirers of what some would call “the assets” of a woman really seem to have an appreciation for size, shape and even a ranking system that has been around for some time now. Just think of all the terms used to describe the breasts of a woman:

  • Bazookas
  • Jugs
  • Cannons
  • Titties
  • Hooters
  • Cans
  • Funbags
  • Melons
  • Knockers
  • Rack

…need I say more? And you could say about the same things about a guys thingy, but we aren’t discussing that today. I have a female friend writer who would perhaps do a better job on that subject anyway.


You may have noticed how the media has helped this kind of praise / worship of boobies to the point that we the watching public simply demand the exposure of such, not only in the programming we see but also in the ads. Websites have been built around sightings of famous boobies exposed at the beach, or in a movie scene of 10 years ago when the actresses’ body defied gravity a bit better. None the same, we are inundated with images, from full frontal to sneak peaks of the object of many a male’s obsession.

But sorry guys! You are not the only ones with the need to see / feel / gawk / daydream / discuss / write about this subject matter. Woman too have a great interest in boobies. And we are not going to get into the discussion that, “of course they do because of it being a part of their anatomy”. Just as men do woman are fans, and obviously have more to say being they actually own a pair of boobies. You cant tell me you have never heard a discussion on why they like / dislike their own set of boobies. And it can go farther than that due to the fact they CAN do something about it. According to one statistical group, just in 2009 alone there were 432,581 breast augmentation surgeries, in which 1,925 of those were performed on patients under 18 years of age.


so whether you are male or female it seems we all have a natural interest in what some may never admit to. That being boobies. So the next time you admire someone's assets give a little prayer of thanks as you enjoy the view. Anyone who is a fan of boobies must come to grips with their obsession and just sit back and reflect how some things in life are so wonderful. Tags: ,

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